Greeting Wastelanders!! It's time to deck the Wastelands mansion with all sorts of Halloween decorations! And perhaps we'll get a surprise visit from super famous author - Tim O'Rourke! If you're good lil' Wastelanders then maybe he'll stay for a while.
Darkfallen: A little to the left. No, a little more. No, too far. Now, to the right! Wait! Stop right there!! Perfect!!
*The Wastelands’ giant, Hugo, drops Greta to the ground (because he wasn’t taught how to put things down gently) and tromps off to play in his sandbox.
Greta: Awesome! Our Halloween transformation is almost complete!! Have you gotten the coffin out yet?
Darkfallen: No, it’s down in the basement.
Greta: Well, go down and get it!
Darkfallen: I’m not gonna go down and get it!! There are spiders down there!
Greta: Then send Hugo!
Darkfallen: He won’t fit.
Hugo the Giant: Fe Fi Fo Fum!
Darkfallen: What’s his deal?
Greta: Beats me. Maybe you should go kick him or something.
Darkfallen: What? That’s inhumane!
Greta: No, it’s not! Giants like it when you kick them!
*Darkfallen walks over to and kicks Hugo then gets bopped on the head then walks back to Greta looking like a cartoon acordian!
Greta: You dork!
Hugo the Giant: Fe Fi Fo Fum!!!
Greta: Seriously!! What is his deal?!!
*Hugo sniffs the air
Darkfallen: Did you put on deodorant this morning?
*Greta sniffs pits.
Tim: I did, so I don’t know why Hugo is complaining!
Darkfallen: Hey look!! Hugo was just smelling an Englishman!!
Greta: Hey Hobbit! How’s it hanging?
Darkfallen: Ewww!! I so don’t want to know! Don’t answer that Tim!
Tim: To the right I think?
Greta: Dude!!! LOL!!
Darkfallen: So, how goes the life of the published author? This has really been the year for you!
Tim: It’s going really well. Never thought it would happen – but then again Bilbo Baggins got a book published so why should he be the only hobbit to have some fun!
Greta: Wow!! What a year! Hey, do you think you can do us a favor?
Tim: Anything for the gorgeous Darkfallen and Greta (trying not to creep too much)
Greta: Awesome! Go down into the basement and bring up our coffin. We need it for our yard display.
Tim: It had better not be too dark down there! (wishing now that I was back in Hobbiton smoking my pipe and shaving my feet).
*while Tim is away
Darkfallen: Do you think we should have told him about the spiders?
Greta: Nah, I’m sure he knows by now.
*Tim plops coffin down in front of Greta and Darkfallen –panting
Darkfallen: Sweet!! Thanks Tim! Now, if you don’t mind, can you put it up by that tree?
Tim: I think I swallowed a spider! *Cough! Splutter! Puke!* Yeah I did swallow a spider!
Greta: Excellent! Now, open the lid up. Inside there are some chains and a lock. Can you get those out for us?
Tim: I can’t see any chains!
Greta: No, they’re in there! You might need to get inside to find them.
Tim: Okay – if you say so Greta. You wouldn’t trick a poor defenceless hobbit like me would you? It’s not my fault I have a funny accent.
Darkfallen: Oh silly me! I forgot! I have the chains and locks right here.
*Greta and Darkfallen quickly chain the coffin lid closed while Tim knocks fiercly on the lid.
Darkfallen: Most awesome!!
Greta: Yes yes! No Halloween display is complete without a corpse!
Darkfallen: Do you really think this will make Tim a corpse?
Greta: Only one way to find out.
Darkfallen and Greta: See you at Halloween, Tim!!!a Rafflecopter giveaway
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