Title: Kin
Author: Kealan Patrick Burke
Published: 2011
Synopsis from Goodreads
On a scorching hot summer day in Elkwood, Alabama, Claire Lambert staggers naked, wounded, and half-blind away from the scene of an atrocity. She is the sole survivor of a nightmare that claimed her friends, and even as she prays for rescue, the killers — a family of cannibalistic lunatics — are closing in.
A soldier suffering from post-traumatic stress disorder returns from Iraq to the news that his brother is among the murdered in Elkwood.
In snowbound Detroit, a waitress trapped in an abusive relationship gets an unexpected visit that will lead to bloodshed and send her back on the road to a past she has spent years trying to outrun.
And Claire, the only survivor of the Elkwood Massacre, haunted by her dead friends, dreams of vengeance... a dream which will be realized as grief and rage turn good people into cold-blooded murderers and force alliances among strangers.
It's time to return to Elkwood.
In the spirit of such iconic horror classics as The Texas Chainsaw Massacre and Deliverance, Kin begins at the end and studies the possible aftermath for the survivors of such traumas upon their return to the real world — the guilt, the grief, the thirst for revenge — and sets them on an unthinkable journey... back into the heart of darkness.
I love books like this!!
They're real, they're raw, and I'm guessing they might taste like chicken ;)
This is a book about a survivor, a soldier, and a family who eats PEOPLE!
That's right... PEOPLE!!
But they don't eat people because there isn't a Publix nearby. No, they eat people because they are trying to rid the world of the Men of the World. You know... just trying to help God out. He totally wants them to do that. Well, they're pretty sure. Actually, if you dispute them.... well, if you try to dispute them... then you'll probably become the main course. Nom nom nom!!
As twisted as it sounds I found the cannibal family's story to be the most awesome. It was full of color and misunderstandings. I mean, once you learn why they are eating the people then it just makes sense. Why wouldn't you eat people?!!
But fear not citizens! I'm not going to go munching on people. I just think it was super rad to get inside their heads.
In the story we follow Claire, who is limping away from a nasty time with the cannibals. She got some piggies missing and a couple of digits and oh yeah... an eyeball. She gets picked up on the side of the road by a local and then taken to get stitched up.
This is where the fun starts!!
Claire can't stay in town!! If the cannibals find out where she is then it's curtains!! Or should I say... flesh curtains!!!
It's a most awesome story!! I mean.... the twists and turns are freaking unreal! This would have made the most awesome X-Files episode evah!!!
If you are into thrillers then this book is for you!! You won't regret it!! The characters are super imaginative, the gore is magnificent, and the story is out of this world!
Super loved!!
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Tuesday, October 23, 2012
Monday, October 22, 2012
Kealan Patrick Burke visits the Wastelands
Kealan Patrick Burke author of Turtle Boy, Kin, and more is visiting the Wastelands today to help out with shell of a problem.
Darkfallen: Greta!! I told you not to feed that damn turtle!
Darkfallen: You’re baby, my ass!! I’m about to call an expert.
*Greta pets the giant turtle that is soaking in the Wastelands swimming pool while sucking on the last author’s leg.
Darkfallen: He’ll be here in a minute.
Greta: Who?
Kealan: This is not my beautiful house.
Greta: No no no!! You did not call him!
Darkfallen: Thank Zombie Bob that you’re here!! We have a problem.
Greta: No we don’t!! Little Dude is part of the family now! I can’t help it that he got into some non-organic veggies and started craving human flesh. He doesn’t know any better.
Darkfallen: Do you think you can help, Kealan?
Kealan: How about electrical-taping him to a chair and forcing him to watch reruns of Jersey Shore ? That would kill anybody’s appetite.
Darkfallen: Yeah, we tried that but the dang turtle kept escaping from the chair.
Kealan: Industrial strength glue, and brainwashing him into believing that there are no people in the outside world, only starving bald eagles and ravenous coyotes.
Darkfallen: Well, that’s an idea. Do you have any of those with you?
Kealan: No, but you could convince him that dining on people is like admitting he’s racist.
Darkfallen: Do you know how to do that?
Kealan: No, not really. Have you tried draining the pool?
Darkfallen: Oh yeah!
*One hour later and one man-eating turtle stuck at the bottom of an empty pool, Greta hangs her feet over while Little Dude strains to jump and sink his beak into her flesh.
Greta: This sucks!! Little Dude is not pleased in this!!
Darkfallen: It’s better than the other alternative.
Greta: Which was?
Kealan and Darkfallen: Turtle soup!!
Greta: You guys suck!
Darkfallen: Thanks for visiting the Wastelands Kealan! You totally saved us from having a destructive man-eating turtle on our hands.
Kealan Patrick Burke is offering 5 Wastelanders a chance to win an e-copy of his latest thriller, "Kin". Enter into the world of backwoods cannibals and see if you can make it out alive!
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