Showing posts with label zombies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label zombies. Show all posts

Tuesday, August 27, 2013

Unfed (Undead #2) by Kristy McKay: Review

Unfed (Undead #2)
By Kristy McKay
Published August 27th 2013 by Scholastic
Pick up your copy at Amazon, B&N, or your local indie today!
Synopsis borrowed from Gooderads:

Fresh meat! From a hospital of horrors to a runaway zombie train, it's an all-new onslaught of the slavering undead in the sequel to Kirsty McKay's killer debut!

Just when you think you're out...it's the morning after the night of the return of the living dead. Or something like that. After running/bus-driving/snowboarding for her life alongside rebel Smitty, geeky Pete, and popular Alice, Bobby thought she'd found the antidote to the Carrot Man Veggie Juice that had turned the rest of their classmates into zombies. When Smitty (mmm...nom, nom) got chomped, Bobby pumped a syringe full of it into him herself.

But now Bobby's a prisoner in some hospital of horrors, with no clue how she got there. And Smitty is missing. What if he isn't cured after all? Bobby knows she's got to find him, even if it means facing Scotland's hungry hordes -- plus Alice's buckets of snark -- again. And this time, zombies aren't the only evil stressing her out. The brain-dead are bad enough, but how can Bobby stop the big pharma business behind the epidemic? Especially when her own mom works for the company?

Darkfallen's thoughts:
 
Holy zombies Batman!!

Zombie birds, zombie cows, zombinos...and they are all smarter and faster now too?! WTH?!! How is Bobby and the gang gonna get out of this one?

Bobby wakes up in a hospital only to find out that she has been out cold for about 6 weeks. Not only that but her doctor tells her that only four people survived the crash and her mother wasn't one of them. Neither was Smitty. But she refuses to believe that. It isn't long before the zombies take over the hospital and Bobby makes a brake for it. Meeting up with Alice, Pete, and a new guy named Russ she is dead set on finding her mom and Smitty before it's too late. Can she pull it off without becoming zombie food?

This was even better than the first one. It had me laughing so hard I almost cried a few times. Bobby's character is simply hilarious. I loved all the twists and turns and the action packed pace this book has. Once you start you won't be able to put it down! The only thing I wish is that Smitty would have came into the picture a little sooner. I missed him throughout the book.

Over all this is a zombie read that you don't want to miss! Chop, chop, chop
 


Lymi...

 

Sunday, October 28, 2012

Trick Or Treat Giveaway Hop: Zompacolypse 2012

WELCOME!!!
Paranormal Wastelands

 
 
 
I don't know about you, but we here at the wastelands LOVE Halloween!
So muich so that we wait all year long for Zompacolypse to come around so we can whip out our zombies. We are sad to say that it's almost time to lock thosae zombies back in the basement, but before we do what better way to go out with a bang than a rocking Trick Or Treat Hop?!
 
NONE, none I tell ya. There is nothing better than a chain of awesome giveaways. But before we get to that we just wanted to say a special thanks to all the authors and bloggers that have helped make Zompacolypse 2012 possible.

And from our zombie butler here at the wastelands mansion...
 
 
Isn't he such an awesome artist?!
 
Now for the giveaway!!! Here on our stop we will be hosting two giveaways. Please feel free to enter BOTH. The first Rafflcopter form is for a HUGE box of YA books:
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And the second giveaway is for a box of Middle Grade books:
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Both giveaways are open internationally. Simply fill out both Rafflecopter forms to be entered!
 
Now keep on trick or treating to the rest of the stops:
 
 
 

Friday, October 19, 2012

Undead by Kristy McKay: Review


Undead
By Kristy McKay
Published September 1st 2012 by Scholastic
Pick up your copy at Amazon, B&N, or your local indie today!
Synopsis borrowed from Goodreads:

Out of sight, out of their minds: It's a school-trip splatter fest and completely not cool when the other kids in her class go all braindead on new girl Bobby.

The day of the ski trip, when the bus comes to a stop at a roadside restaurant, everyone gets off and heads in for lunch. Everyone, that is, except Bobby, the new girl, who stays behind with rebel-without-a-clue Smitty.

Then hours pass. Snow piles up. Sun goes down. Bobby and Smitty start to flirt. Start to stress. Till finally they see the other kids stumbling back.

But they've changed. And not in a good way. Straight up, they're zombies. So the wheels on the bus better go round and round freakin' fast, because that's the only thing keeping Bobby and Smitty from becoming their classmates' next meal. It's kill or be killed in these hunger games, heads are gonna roll, and homework is most definitely gonna be late.

Combining the chill of THE SHINING, the thrill ride of SPEED, the humor of SHAUN OF THE DEAD, and the angst of THE BREAKFAST CLUB, Kirsty McKay's UNDEAD is a bloody mad mash-up, a school-trip splatter-fest, a funny, gory, frighteningly good debut!

Darkfallen's thoughts:
OMG This was so HILARIOUSLY HORRORFYING!!

Poor Bobby has just been uprooted from the United States back to her homeland in the UK because of her mothers job. She is far from happy about it. SO to be stuck on a bus full of her new class mates that could care less if she was there isn't exactly how she wants to spend the weekend. To bad her mum insisted that a school skiing trip was a good idea. So when she finds herself stuck on a bus, in the middle of nowhere with three other classmates, while the rest of the class would rather munch on brains? Yea...things can't get much worse.

This book was perfect. I've read my fair share of zombie books: some serious, some comedy. This one fits the bill for both with enough action and cliffhangers at the end of every chapter that you find yourself gripping the pages. I simply couldn't put this book down, and I can't even count the time that i laughed out loud while my family stared at me like I lost my mind.

I absolutely LOVED Bobby and her snarky humor. Even in the face of a zombie apocalypse she lost her mind in the most funny of ways. Then you have Smitty who is just perfect for her. The whole group in fact just balanced each other out nicely, even if I did want to smack Alice around over and over again.

Overall this is a read that does the zombie YA crowd proud. Full of humor, action, suspense...and I probably won't ever take part in juice samples again. *cringes*

Brrraaaaiiinnnnsss....



Monday, August 13, 2012

Zompacolypse 2012 Halloween Hop

That’s right!! We are already making plans for Halloween, because we are super mondo excited about it!

Which leads us to this…

You have been cordially invited to…
             
Howdy Girls and Ghouls! That's right it is that time of year again to let those zombies loose! So welcome my cannibal friends to the annual Zompacolypse at Paranormal Wastelands!!



Are you hankering for some Halloween fun? Is your inner Mummy and FrankenDaddy ready to come out and play? Well then mosey on down to the Wastelands for Halloweenies and Black Cat Cocktails. Cuz we are throwing a spooktacular shindig that will go down in Zompacolypse history!



Gotcha a scary story to share?

Ever read a book that made you go BOO?

Then we want to hear about it!!

Drop us a moan from your local bone yard and tell us all about it!



So why are we telling you all this now?

And what exactly are we even talking about?



Ok here is the deal…we are looking for you! Yes YOU, to share your favorite scary story with us. Throughout the entire month of October we will be hosting author guest posts, and interviews, for all things that goes bump in the night. Yes of course there is will be all kinds of fun and prizes along the way…what kind of party wouldn’t have door prizes?


How cool is that!?

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(Authors please note the green section)



Bloggers/Reviewers:

For all bloggers/reviewers interested in joining in on the fun it’s easy peasy!


 All bloggers that would like to participate, we are hosting a “Trick or Treat” blog hop. Each blogger taking part in the hop portion will host a “Trick or Treat” giveaway (each blogger is responsible for their own giveaway. There are no requirements as for the monitary value of the giveaway, or how you have people enter.) Each blog will be provided with a Zombie Hop badge, to be displayed in their sidebar to help spread the word about the zombie shuffle. Remember the more blogs we infect the more giveaways there will be! To sign up your blog for the hop please fill out the linky at the bottom of this post and grab the badge below.

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Authors:
Calling all authors! Is your writing on the dark side? Do you find comfort in the arms of the creatures that scare most people? Well then you have come to the right place! Paranormal Wastelands will be hosting guest posts, giveaways, interviews, and much, much more throughout the month of October. We would love to have you join in on the fun and promote your book during a month Trick or Treating! And what better way to do that than participate in a month long event that will end with a multi-blogger hop? So if you would be interested in participating, either by having us host a giveaway of your favorite/latest book, doing a guest post or interview, please let us know by contacting us at paranormalwasteland@gmail.com Some ideas for a guest post might be telling your favorite scary story and or sharing a pic of your favorite Halloween costume! If you would like us to host a giveaway with your post that would be greatJ You can send books out directly to the winners or you can post them to us at your convenience, and we will take care of it for you. The deadline for authors’ response is September 15th 2012. Anytime between now and then will be great, that way we can set up the posts and plan the month.
***Update*** We don't want anyone to miss out on this event. So if you are an author, and you want to participate but you found our past the deadline...never fear. We are very easy going people;) Just drop us a line at the email above and we will go from there!

Thank You and we look forward to seeing you at
Zompacolypse 2012!





Sunday, July 22, 2012

Something Strange & Deadly by Susan Dennard: Review

Something Strange & Deadly
By Susan Dennard
Published July 24th by HarperTeen
Pick up your copy today at Amazon, B&N or your local indie!
Synopsis borrowed from Goodreads:

The year is 1876, and there’s something strange and deadly loose in Philadelphia…

Eleanor Fitt has a lot to worry about. Her brother has gone missing, her family has fallen on hard times, and her mother is determined to marry her off to any rich young man who walks by. But this is nothing compared to what she’s just read in the newspaper—

The Dead are rising in Philadelphia.

And then, in a frightening attack, a zombie delivers a letter to Eleanor…from her brother.

Whoever is controlling the Dead army has taken her brother as well. If Eleanor is going to find him, she’ll have to venture into the lab of the notorious Spirit-Hunters, who protect the city from supernatural forces. But as Eleanor spends more time with the Spirit-Hunters, including their maddeningly stubborn yet handsome inventor, Daniel, the situation becomes dire. And now, not only is her reputation on the line, but her very life may hang in the balance.

Darkfallen's thoughts:

I would say that this is more of a 3.5 stars so I rounded up to 4.

El is trying hard to keep her family name in good standing and their financial ruin under wraps since her father passed away and her brother still hasn't come home form New York. It isn't an easy task to handle, especially when you have a mother that spends money the way she does, and a brother that seems to have gone missing. Never mind the fact that the dead have started to rise in Philadelphia, and always seem to show up at the most inopportune time. Will El be able to save her brother before the dead take over, and her mother spends every last cent they have?

I loved El and her snarky attitude right from the beginning. I loved that she wasn't the "prim and proper" lady that she was expected to be. That in fact she was more practical and less frivolous, unlike her mother. I also liked Daniel and all his ungentlemanly ways. Still I was expecting this to be a steampunk book about zombies. A YA novel to rival Gail Carriger's Parisol Protectorant series, and sadly it wasn't quite there. It just didn't really live up to the expectations I had set for it. I think the main reason is that I saw the ending coming a mile away. Almost from the very beginning I had already figured out who the villain was.

Still this was a very fast paced read. Full of action that keeps you flipping the pages until the very end. If the zombies would have played a bigger part I think it would have been better.

Overall...would I read the sequel? YES! Now that I'm not expecting the zombies to be the big bad wolf or the story I will definitely give the second one a go!

Lymi...



Thursday, October 27, 2011

Looting Isn't the Most Fun You can Have During a Zombie Apocalypse: A Zombie Short Story by

Looting Isn't the Most Fun You can Have During a Zombie Apocalypse: A Zombie Short Story
Author or the upcoming new zombie series, The Famished Trilogy! The first book, Taking on The Dead, is set to come out in 2012 and it is sure to grab you by the grey matter *winks*

The sun was shining, which meant there were no signs of famished as the van
pulled in the Walmart Supercenter parking lot. There were no cars. Not a single one. Old
scorch marks adorned the lot from body disposal. Litter blew all over like leaves in the
fall. Reece, Mac, and I glanced at each other. This was weird. Usually, places like this
would show more signs of outbreak panic. Reece was driving and rode by the entrances.
Both doors were open, but there wasn’t any movement inside the Walmart. He backed
into an entrance as far as he could go.
I found being parked inside of a Walmart comical.
I was going to crack a joke until Reece said, “Mac, you take medical supplies. Kan,
you go look for any camping gear you can find. I’ll take the household items and
hardware.” He was all business now that we were here. It wasn't his age that made me
trust him, but I trusted him with my life and knew he had my back. He could boss me
around this once.
Sunlight bounced off Reece's tattooed bald head and caused a double glare in his
sunglasses. His leather vest squeaked as he opened his door. His "Ass, Gas, or Grass;
Nobody Rides for Free" patch needed a date with needle and thread before it fell off.
“Keep alert.” He warned as the small beads in his goatee jangled together.
Mac and I nodded getting out. It was warmer in here than outside. Mac pulled his
red hoodie off, throwing it in the back. I almost left my jacket in the van, but slid on my
battered army pack taking stock of myself. My machete was hanging from its normal
spot on the right side of the pack. I had two Bersa Thunder semiautomatic pistols and a
hunting knife in my belt.
I took a deep breath through my nostrils making out a faint trace of decay from
the living dead. There was also a strange bitter stench. We stood in a row listening for
any sounds of lurking zombies.
“Smell it?” I whispered glancing to Mac. His brows were drawn together. His
bottom lip was poked out as his tongue ran across the inside of it rapidly. I could see
him perfectly in the light of the open glass doors. His sandy blonde curls puffed up on
one side as if he had run a hand through it. His white T-shirt seemed extra bright.
He was looking around intently before stopping at me. His blue eyes burned
bright as he flashed me a smile, and tugged on one of my long dreads. “Nothing to worry
about. It’s not strong and it’s warm in here. Not an ideal place for the undead.” He
reassured me. Even though, I already knew these things. Some people thought Mac was
a cocky, military trained, asshole of a twenty-eight year old man. He is. I’ve seen it with
my own eyes, but he’s never been an asshole to me. I feel like I see another side of him,
especially when he looks at me like he is now.
I returned the smile before letting my gaze seek movement. It was silent and
dark. There was light coming in through the doors illuminating enough to make out
aisles. The darkened shadows seemed to drift outward while I watched.
Reece walked a few feet away searching down the closer aisles. A croaked moan
cut through my awareness seeming to bounce from the walls to rafters. I froze at the
sound as the hair on my arms stood on end. There was a thick slithering coming from
between the cash registers. It clearly wasn’t immediate danger. I walked toward the
sound without another thought. I couldn’t see what it was from the darkened area.
“Sunshine.” Mac said quietly close to my ear. He had taken to calling me by the
endearment before he knew it was my middle name. He moved to stand in front of me,
protectively, before clicking on a small flashlight. I held back from reminding him about
the last time he moved in front of me, he had been shot in the ass. Instead, I pulled my
gun as I caught sight of what lay in the flashlight beam. I slid back the rail with ease,
silently chambering a bullet.
“Don’t waste your ammo.” He said as the light flashed the length of the zombie on
the smooth tiled floor.
It looked up at us with eyes that were filming a milky color, but darkened black
with settled blood. He was well on his way to becoming a putrid; old and rotten. All of
his hair was still intact, but his skin sagged around his eyes and jaw. His one arm
reaching out toward us clawing the air. A few of his cracked fingernails had already
fallen off. His bottom half was nothing but gnawed bones with hanging nerves. His
thickened blood smeared the floor beneath him leaving a trail from where he had been
dragging himself. The other arm was missing. The flailing arm had a huge bag strapped
around the shoulder with a few ripped strips of a faded black shirt sleeve.
“Holy shit!” Reece breathed approaching from behind. “Might be the source of
the smell.”
I doubted it. He wasn’t old enough for the decayed smell in the air. Judging from
how rapidly he could move his arm, if he had legs he would still be able to run.
Mac handed me the flashlight. “He was hanging onto that bag for dear life.” He
observed bending over with a knife. The famished’s hand grabbed at him. Mac
automatically stepped on it as if it were a pesky cockroach. He held the arm down with
his combat boot, and slit the bag open. I shined the light on its contents. Liters of
rubbing alcohol and dozens of boxes of cold medicine spilled out.
Mac scoffed in unison with Reece. I said, “Someone must have been sick.” Reece
held back a snort of amusement. I glanced at him sharply. “What the hell is so funny?”
He only raised his eyebrows. I must be missing the obvious.
“No one was sick, Sunshine. This dude was going to cook meth. Explains the
weird smell. Might be why he is so hyped for an older zombie.” Mac explained as he
straightened stomping his boot to the famished’s head. “Fucking redneck.” Disgust
oozed from his tone as the zombie wiggled. He stomped again, this time a crunch
sounded splattering fresh gore. Specks of it hit my jeans.
I ignored the blood. I’ve been dealing with zombie goo for four years. I’m quite
adapted to it. I cocked an eyebrow at Mac crossing my arms. “And you aren’t?” I joked.
Mac was anything but a redneck. I couldn’t help it because like me, he had grown up
here, in the south, as well.
He smirked. “Okay, backwoods redneck.” He emphasized. I nodded as though I
approved.
Reece sighed warily, not trusting this location. “Let’s finish in here.”
Sticking the gun in the front of my jeans, I made my way to the back where the
sporting goods had been located. The place had been looted. People looting for anything
they could carry. I doubted I’d find ammunition here. The closer I got to the back, the
worse the rank smell thickened. It had also gotten darker, but I still had Mac’s small
flashlight in my back pocket.
My eyes widened as I realized there were aisle racks moved around. I could see
they were arranged to make up separate rooms. Judging by all the garbage and sleeping
bags, someone lived here. By the way it was stinking, for some time. I noticed empty
bottle and cold medicine packaging. Mac had been right. That zombie had been cooking
Everything that I came for had been used at some point. I decided against taking
anything. I believed we had enough of this stuff. The only question that remained was,
where were the other occupants? I assume they had escaped an attack.
I heard a shuffle in the next aisle. I froze as a groan floated down my own aisle
sending goosebumps up the back of my neck. I turned to see a putrid turning down my
aisle at the very end. I felt a surge of excitement and started walking closer to it when I
saw several more turn into the aisle.
I stopped to watch them. They were walking jerkily slow. The first one’s head was
cocked to one side as if it were curious about me. It reminded of a dog waiting on a treat.
This one had been a woman. Her hair was gangly and missing chunks of scalp. Her skin
was still a bluish color. It would soon turn green and textured. These putrids weren’t
that old, but older than the meth-addled zombie. This might be a good time to try a
Molotov. I pulled a jar out of my pack. I stabbed a slit in the top with the hunting knife
before re-sheathing it in my belt. I dipped the cloth threading it through the slit, and
twisting the cap back on. I lit the rag with a lighter.
I tossed it to the floor in front of the putrid. The glass busted making the
moonshine splatter and catch fire instantly. It spread on the floor and up the putrid’s
body in a sparking wave as it followed fumes, spills, and splatters.
I quickly figured out why this is not a good idea. It only makes the zombies come
at you while on fire. I blinked not believing my own stupidity. I did note that it slowed
them considerably. I sighed. Time to get out of here before the burning smell hit me.
That’s when I heard a snarl from behind me. I was slammed in the back falling
forward to the floor. I let out a frustrated grunt as I caught myself on my knee as pain
splintered through it. My huge pack moved hitting me in my head, but keeping the
famished from getting a lock on me.
Holding myself up with my arm, I kicked out, scrambling away from the zombie.
When I got myself turned around, the famished was on top of me, again. We fell, with
me on my back awkwardly because of my pack as I held the famished away from me by
its neck. I vaguely heard my machete clang on the floor. The frenzied zombie’s hand was
entangled in my dread locks. My scalp felt like it would be ripped from my skull. I yelped
feeling it’s clammy skin almost to the point of slimy. I tried not to cringe away from it.
Thick drool dripped down my neck from it’s mouth. My face pinched trying to keep it’s
mouth away from me.
I heard another snarl, and knew there was at least one more coming for me. I
couldn’t see very well, but the fire from the flaming putrid was giving me enough light.
The second zombie tumbled into me from the side. I threw my elbow at it, getting it
away from me.
The first zombie’s mouth was snapping way too close to my face. I grappled with
my Bersa in my left hand. I pulled the trigger getting a clean shot to the head. I turned
my head and felt gore shower me in a cold spray. The shot still resonating in my ear. The
stench of burning putrid thick in my throat tasting of foul death.
The other famished was right behind him. Gunshots echoed from the other
direction. Reece and Mac. The zombie wasted no time jumping on top of me, but not
before I put my feet in the air bending at my knees. Aches went through my joints with
the weight of it. I felt it’s breath smelling rotten meat and soured blood. My stomach
churned as I swallowed the extra saliva that was threatening to help release the contents
of my stomach. I could see the stained black of its teeth. I pushed up with both legs with
all the strength I could muster. It had the desired effect. The zombie flew up and
sideways as I kicked it. I was able to aim my gun at it immediately squeezing the trigger.
All of this had only taken seconds to happen. The putrid torch had reached me. A
keening sound coming from it’s throat. I kicked myself away from the dead famished
surfing backwards easily from the slick zombie blood. I shot the putrid in the head. It
slumped on top of the dead zombie. Still on fire. Smoke filled my lungs as I stood up. I
put my hands on my knees trying not to hack up one of my lungs.
When I was able to gulp air, relief washed through me in a strong tide bringing
exhaustion with it, but I had an aisle of slow zombies coming at me. Their scuffling
sounding ten times louder now that my famished brawl was over.
There was an explosion drowning out the putrid parade, then another right after.
The double sounds boomed inside my ears causing an instant pain. The building shook
violently. They were going to bring the Walmart tumbling down on top of us, all the
while making us deaf. I covered my head and ears feeling debris fly all over me. Some of
the putrids had fallen over from the explosions making it smell like burnt cheese mixed
in a used restroom toilet. I didn’t have time to worry about Mac and Reece, I just had to
get to them.
I turned to run in the other direction slipping on blood. My boot slipping on the
slick floor. I caught myself on a rack, my right arm windmilling. The rack tilted slightly
causing items on it to tumble down onto me crashing to the floor. Luckily, nothing hurt.
Either that or my adrenaline kept me from feeling it. I kept my balance by letting go of
the rack in order to keep running. I felt and heard the rack smash down behind me.
Coming around a corner, I smacked into a body.
I felt hands grab my arms. “Kan!” It was Mac. I could see his stark white shirt
glowing from the fire. It reflected in his wide eyes.
“Shit! Famished and putrids all over. We need to leave!” I shouted the obvious. I
think because my hearing was still filled with static.
He pushed me out of the way. “Yeah, I know!” He pulled his gun firing rounds
into the aisle I just emerged from. His shots making my ears ring all the more. I think he
just wanted to shoot something.
“Will you give my ears a rest? They are going to start bleeding!” I shouted some
“What?” He yelled, mocking me, cupping a hand around his ear. Smiling at his
joke, he grabbed my arm. “Let’s go.” He said urgently. He looked around every aisle
while hurrying to the van.
He shot more putrids on the way out. I ignored them as long as they weren’t in
our way. Reece had already started the van and was waiting on us. We jumped in, and
before we could even get the door closed, he peeled out of the Walmart.
“Kan, are you all right?” Mac exclaimed looking me over. Neither one of them
looked as appalling as I did covered in zombie crud and guts. It was already starting to
dry on my skin. “There were probably a hundred putrids. They came out of nowhere.
Must have been hiding out of the sun. Reece lit the bombs, so we could get to you.” He
was breathing heavy. Hell, all three of us were strung out on zombie battle adrenaline.
Reece chimed in merrily. “Those bombs work perfect!”
I was trying to calm myself. My ears were muted, but I could still hear faintly.
“Yeah, I heard them. I thought the building was going to collapse.” I said as Mac
flinched back from my loud talk. I could tell he was wanting to make another joke, but I
went on with a lower voice, “People had been living there. I found used sleeping bags
and empty cold medicine packaging." I said. Mac looked at me sharply. "I’m guessing
they were the famished I ran into. We should have pulled a Tallahassee, and played a
banjo.” I joked as my hearing was returning, thankfully. They both laughed at my
Zombieland reference.
“Maybe we could go to Bill Murray’s house.” Mac sniggered.
“Yeah, and smoke out of his hookah.” Reece said as we all laughed, trying to
shake away the close call. I didn’t want to think about how close. We were all too
familiar with the consequences of such trips like these. There were always risks.
I looked at my jacket. There was zombie muck congealing on it. I sighed. That’s
karma for you. I stripped it off with my T-shirt. Reece handed me a towel. I wiped my
face and scrubbed at the gore. Mac took off his white T-shirt. He gave me the shirt and
pulled on the red hoodie from the back of the van.
“Thanks.” I smiled my appreciation at him as I put on his shirt.
He shrugged looking a little disappointed, “I’d rather you be without it.” I
laughed at his “dick for brains” comment, putting my jacket over the T-shirt. I wasn’t
letting it go. I’ll scrub it when we get back to the community. Stained or not. It will have
character now.
“Those people were living out in the open. Without any protection, they drew in
putrids. I wonder why they didn’t get eaten alive.” I reasoned out loud.
“One of them could have been bit, didn’t say anything to the others, and things
escalated.” Reece said thoughtfully.
Mac was looking out the window. We were pulling onto the road headed for
another destination. “Maybe. My guess would be, they were living in a Walmart. Using
and cooking methamphetamine. Got taken by surprise trying to escape with any
supplies they could grab, hence the zombie with the bag. It could also explain why the
doors were open, and no vehicle's in the parking lot. Maybe someone managed to
escape."
I shook my head, “Lovely.” I said dryly. They nodded their agreement. We were
all breathing normal again. My adrenaline high dissipating. I really shouldn’t voice this,
but I did anyway. “That was fun.”
Mac shot me a smirk because for once, I wasn’t being sarcastic.



~~End~~

Wasn't that AWESOME?!?! And that is just a taste of what is to come in her new trilogy.

Taking on the Dead
Synopsis:

Kansas has been hiding out for four years in solitude. It's the only way to
survive. The only way not to draw the living dead. She encounters a small
group of people who sanctions her for help. She soon learns the new world
might not be what she thinks. Venturing out of her refuge and comfort zone
she realizes that the world has moved on without her. Only it's not what she
expects. Her knowledge of the living dead grows and only makes her more
curious as humanity continues to hang on by a thread. While on her search
for answers she finds comfort in new friendships and love, all the while her
past continues to haunt her. New life wouldn't be so bad if the zombies
were the only foes.
In a trilogy plot thick with twists and turns, it is emotional as much as it is
horrifyingly gripping.

To learn more about what makes Annie tick, and more about her new series you can catch her on her blog here!

Bad Taste In Boys by Carrie Harris:Review

Bad Taste in Boys
Carrie Harris
Published July 12th 2011 by Delacorte Press
Pick up your copy at Amazon, B&N, or your local indie today!
Synopsis borrowed Goodreads:
Someone's been a very bad zombie.

Kate Grable is horrified to find out that the football coach has given the team steroids. Worse yet, the steroids are having an unexpected effect, turning hot gridiron hunks into mindless flesh-eating zombies. No one is safe--not her cute crush Aaron, not her dorky brother, Jonah . . . not even Kate!


She's got to find an antidote--before her entire high school ends up eating each other. So Kate, her best girlfriend, Rocky, and Aaron stage a frantic battle to save their town. . . and stay hormonally human.

Darkfallen's thoughts:

Kate is your average geek girl high school student. She gets ignored by most people. Those that don't ignore her pick on her. But she is also the student sports medicine assistant for their losing football team, which means whenever there is a medical emergency suddenly everyone remembers her name and comes calling.

That's how it started. She arrives at a party she didn't want to go to in time for Mike, the grubby handsy football jock, to puke black stuff on her car, grab her butt and walk away. Only a few minutes later is when Aaron, high school quarter back & Kate's dream boy, grabs her hand takes off running. Apparently there is some sort of emergency with Mike the groper, and it's bad...like OMG THAT DUDE IS DEAD STIFF, bad. So why is it that all Kate is thinking, Ummmm like Aaron is totally touching me!!!?
This book was hilarious most of the time. I mean yes there was a few parts where I was like Really?!, but I have to tell you as a general rule this girl *points to self* has an issue with "stupid" funny. Like the movie Anchorman for instance? Yea I fell asleep in the theatre during that. However the second time I watched it at home I was laughing, and by the third time I was quoting it....so ya see it takes me a minute to warm up to it. This book was no exception. In the beginning I was that girl that fell asleep in the theatre, and by the end I am the girl whose laughing out loud and her mother-n-law is giving her weird looks! lolz

If you enjoy a good comedy then this book is for you. Pick it up and breeze through it. It is a fun light read that I would say kind of reminds me of Shaun of the Dead meets YA teens. It will leave you thinking things like...Ewwww so that's what it taste like to kiss a zombie.






Bite ya laters...

Tuesday, October 25, 2011

Teaser Tuesday: The Fall

Welcome to Teaser Tuesday!
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This weeks teaser is from....

"Josh held the knife in both hands like a dagger and positioned it's tip above her right eye. The blade shimmered in the last rays of sunlight she would ever see. The eye beneath the tip bulged with either fear or hatred-the influence steering him didnt say which, and he got the feeling it really didn't care. " page 197

EEkkkkk!!
Are you scared yet?!

*hides behind Robert Duperre*

WAIT!!

*gasps and realises Robert is the one who created this house of horrors so she jumps behind Greta*

*Greta give Darkfallen a sadistic grin revealing jagged teeth*

NOES!!! Help he has converted my Greta!

Yep that is pretty much what happens when you invite a zombie to dinner...they tend to get hungry for a little more then what's on the menu and wind up eating your friends...not pretty. lolz!
Sooooooo invite Robert Duperre to your next meal. Click HERE to win The Fall a long with the other 3 books in his collection! That's right, one lucky winner will get The Fall, Dead of Winter (book 2), Silas, & The Gates!

Bite ya next time...

Monday, October 24, 2011

The Zombies of Today w/ Death by Books & Tea


Thank you Darkfallen and Greta for having me here! Today I’m going to talk about zombies. Zombies, like all paranormal creatures, are open to many different interpretations. They can be eyes glazed over and relatively intact, or could be corpses raised by a necromancer, or they could be something else. My personal favourite type are the ones that some people first think of: shambling, grey, in various states of decay, and hungry. Why? I’m not entirely sure, but there’s something enjoyable about something that should be six feet under, on the ground, not quite alive and wanting brains.


The way they’re used is almost always the same. Ok, there is some zombie romance out there. Bad Taste In Boys by Carrie Harris, and Dearly Departed by Lia Habel spring to mind. But it seems that things more like lycanthropes and angels get a little more action in the romance area than living impaired creatures. What about vampires, which are most likely the first creatures that come to mind when thinking about paranormal romance due to the success of Stephanie Meyer’s Twilight. Yes, vampires do tend to get a lot of romance while also being living impaired. But I think that’s because most people don’t like to have body parts falling off their partner; a problem that you don’t get with vampires, you do get with zombies.


Of course, that’s the romance side. On the flip side of the uses for paranormal creatures, they do it just fine and plenty often enough. And of course, that flip side is the horror. The screams. The people running away from things considerably slower than them. On a global scale, it’s never a vampire hoard ending the world, or a pack of lycanthropes brining about Armageddon. It’s always zombies causing mass destruction on a global scale.


As you can see in books such as Charlie Higson’s the Enemy series or Alison Hewitt is Trapped by Madeleine Roux, zombies bring survivors together in such a way that threats from other creatures don’t. A death by zombie is bloody, brutal and undignified, in a way that you just don’t get with faeries, sirens, or anything else. And people tend to be rather unwilling to sacrifice humanity for this fate. Should one choose to become a vampire or a werewolf, you get speed and strength as well as the downside of requiring blood or turning furry once a month. With a zombie, you get neither-just the inability to fall down when hit with anything short of an axe round the neck, and an intense craving for brains. And humans don’t want this to happen to them. They will do anything to avoid this fate. The zombie brings humans together.


In conclusion the zombie is a great creature. There are very different to other creatures, and underneath the umbrella term of zombies you get many different types of zombie. And despite the fact that they have been somewhat shoved aside in young adult literature in favour of shapeshifters and bloodsuckers, now that their idea reserves are drying out, we are seeing zombies rise. They are becoming more common, and bringing a bit of true horror adventure to bookshelves dominated by romance. So it has started. The time of the zombie has come. Long live the zombie.

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Sunday, October 23, 2011

Passing Strange by Daniel Waters: Review

By Daniel Waters
Published June 1st 2010 by Hyperion
Pick up your copy at Amazon, B&N, or your local indie today!

Synopsis borrowed from Goodreads:

Karen DeSonne is used to pretending to be something she’s not. All her life, she’s passed as a normal all-American teenager; with her friends, with her family, and at school. Passing cost her the love of her life. And now that Karen’s dead, she’s still passing this time, as alive.
Meanwhile, Karen’s dead friends have been fingered in a high-profile murder, causing a new round of anti-zombie regulations that have forced nearly all of Oakvale’s undead into hiding. Karen soon learns that the “murder” was a hoax, staged by Pete Martinsburg and his bioist zealots. Obtaining enough evidence to expose the fraud and prove her friends’ innocence means doing the unthinkable: betraying her love by becoming Pete’s girlfriend. Karen’s only hope is that the enemy never realizes who she really is because the consequences would be even worse than death.


Darkfallen's zombie squee again:

So when I first started this book I was under the impression that it was the last book in the series. After reading it I was left searching to find out if there was another one. Need less to say I was able to find out that there might, and should be, a fouth and even a fifth book. That being said I give this book 4 stars. However if this book turns out to be the last and final book then it is more like a 3.

I only say this because for every question this book answers it leaves you asking 2 new ones, making it a good "bridger" book. Not so much a good final book.

You with me?
In the book we learn A LOT about our little Miss Karen DeSonne. Most of this book is from her perspective. While I was left missing Phoebe and Adam a lot during this book I really grew to love Karen even more. We already learned that Karen committed suicide, but we never knew why until now...
As we grow to learn more about Karen we also learn more about about our villian Pete.
With Tommy off to Washington Karen and Tak are left to take care of the others. Since Tak is forced to hide underground Karen really steps up. She has spent her whole life pretending to be something that she is not. So why not spend her undead "life" pretending to be alive? Pretending to be a "trad" girl Karen uses Pete to clear Tak and the other zombies names from a murder case they didn't commit. But it takes alot more than pretending to be "trad" to be with Pete.

What else is Karen pretending to be?

Well if you wanna know that then you are going to have to pick up the book. You didn't really think that I would spoil it did you?
 I will say this....in most books there is some hidden message. Like: Don't have sex or Don't do drugs or Stay in school, and so on. The issue that Daniel Waters presents us with in this book is one that I haven't seen anyone touch. My hat goes off to him. It is about time that someone addresses this issue and the consecqusenses that it threatens when people don't think it is all right to accept it. I know that I sound criptic but I really don't waant to give anything away. Trust me once you read this you will understand.

All I can leave you with it that I REALLLLLY want to give our girl Karen a hug and tell her that everything is going to be ok.





Until my next breath...


Thursday, October 20, 2011

The Fall by Robert Duperre: Review

The Fall (Rift #1)
By Robert J. Duperre
Pick up your copy at B&N, Amazon, or your local indie today!

Synopsis borrowed from Goodreads:

An ancient evil, trapped in the ruins of a lost Mayan temple for centuries, has been unleashed. It takes the form of a deadly virus, one that causes violent insanity in the living and the recently departed to rise and walk. It spreads around the globe, throwing the world into chaos and war.

As it progresses, those in the States who find themselves far away from the epicenter watch it unfold with unbelieving eyes. From Washington D.C. to Dover, New Hampshire, regular people are hurled into an existence outside their control, left to deal with catastrophic situations that they aren't prepared to handle. Life becomes a nightmare, and that nightmare is spreading.

First time author Robert J. Duperre presents this scenario with The Fall: The Rift Book I, the first of a four-part series. In this book, he throws his characters into a gambit; when the alternatives are life or death, self-preservation or the protection of others, what path will they choose? Is there a darkness that resides in everyone, from every walk of life, that is screaming for release? When society falls apart and we are left to our own devices, will we make the right decisions, or let the tide take us where it may? There is horror, there is death, there are the walking dead, and all around are choices.

The novel is illustrated by Jesse David Young, whose drawings capture the intense feel of the events happening within. There are twenty illustrations in all, as well as the cover art he provided. These add to the reading experience and help to throw you, the reader, head-first into the world they have created.

Darkfallen's thoughts:
Something you should probably know about me before we start this review here...My one true phobia in life is of the creepy crawly variety. Creepy crawly things you can see, microscopic creepers you cant...it doesn't matter. They both scare the bajeezus out of me. Like they scare me WAY more than say flesh eating dead guys?!

So what do you think happened when Mr. Duperre here mixed BOTH creepy crawlies (both microscopic and the crunchy kind) with flesh eating, not at all,
 'Hi I'm a zombie'

But rather more like Run for your life!!!

Well I'll tell ya what happened. It lead to a very scared Darkfallen, huddled under her covers, armed with a bottle of germ-ex, a flashlight, and a bookmark.
Don't look at me like that. That bookmark saved my life on more than one occasion. Every time they tried to bite me I thunked them in the head with it and smashed em back in the book.
*winks*
But that's not what your here for right? You wanna know about the book. You want to hear the part where I tell you that even though this book both terrified and thoroughly discussed me, that I couldn't put it down. That I couldn't look away. That I was sucked into this nightmare so deep that I really did wake my husband screaming in the middle of the night.

Well it's true folks...every single part of it.

This book was nothing short of amazing. Robert Duperre has a way with words that sucks you in and makes you feel like you're there. And there is so much more then just horror spilled onto the pages. There is emotion in every form. There is pain, sorrow, lust, and maybe...just maybe a little love in there too. With just the right amount of poetic imagery to really make you feel it and BAM then you've got a book that will leave you begging for more. Not to mention the fact that Robert Duperre's zombies are a completely original take that I haven't seen done before. I mean YES they want to, and WILL eat you. But it's the beginning. The how it all started, that makes this book so unique. And the best part? The suspense. The fact that book 1 comes to an end with a cliff hanger that will lead you to want to strangle him, and a twist towards the end to keep you guessing and saying to yourself ...
Just what ARE these things?!?!

Do yourself a favor. Pick up this book. Hell pick up any of his books...I assure you, you won't be disappointed!

Bite ya later...