Thursday, June 2, 2011

The Parasol Protectant Series Giveway!!

I have some huge news.....

BIG....

Of the EPIC proportions!!

There once was a girl that only read paranormal YA.
*coughs Darkfallen coughs*
 Then one day a very special Pushy Fox decided to journey into an unknown world. Over at Bewitched Bookworms she asked the fine followers about the wonderment that is Steampunk. I too had never heard of this genre, but love punk music, so me and Pushy, hand in hand, road of into the sunset of the Victorian era!
(yes I am NOW aware that Steampunk & Punk music couldn't have less to do with each other...lolz)

Taking the advice of those fine followers of theirs we started with

Before I knew it I was hooked!
I devoured the first 3 books in the series before poor Pushy could even finish Soulless.

It's truly not her fault. When something is good I tend to read with super human speed.
I guess in a way you could say that I am sorta supernatural in that way;)

I mean just look at those covers!!
Too read more about my full journey into this amazing world of vampires, Scottish werewolves, preternaturals, maniacal lady bugs, deranged scientist, brass octopus, and of course TEA...please check out this post below:)


But now on to the good part shall we!!

With the upcoming release of Heartless (The Parasol Protectorate 4)
Which is set to release on July 1st 2011.
Pre-order your copy today at Amazon, B&N, or your local indie today!!

We are giving away not ONE, but ALL 3 books!!!

That's right one lucky winner will win a copy of:

Soulless
Changeless
&
Blameless

but wait theres more....

The books will also be personalized & signed by the magnificent Gail Carriger!!

Can I get a Squee Squee!!!
Told you it was going to be epic;)

What do you have to do you might ask?
Well that's easy!

1.) This contest is open to only the U.S....sorry my out of the county homies:(
2.) If your not already a follower then join us will ya;) In other words you must be a follower!
3.) And of course we give extra points for sharing, so please tweet for an extra entry:)
4.) Oh yea and leaving a comment on this post will also earn ya extra points, so drop us a line!
4.) And last but certainly most important fill out the entry form here!
This giveaway will run from June 2nd 2011 till June 9th @ 8pm!!

So what are you waiting for? Come, jump into this magical world....the waters warm;)






Wednesday, June 1, 2011

In a rush to the party

I'm such a bad friend.

I really am.

At the last minute I had to run out to the grocery store....


It's not that I was out of milk or needed fly paper.

No, none of that at all.

I totally forgot to pick up a birthday card!!

I had the cake, I remembered the ice cream, but that dang card totally slipped my mind.

So, I went through all of them and finally decided.

I uber suck at picking out cards.


It was a toss up between an old woman and a cigar or a beefcake and a g-string



Old people always win ;)


Happy Birthday Darkfallen!!!!



May you blow out your candles without spitting on the icing ;)



Love,

Greta


Omg Omg Omg Omg....

Squee Squee Squeee!!!

Look what I got for my Birthday!!!

Isn't she the CUTEST THING YOU EVER SAW!!!!!
Thank you sooooooooo much Greta
I swear I love this women;)
 
 
 
 






Waiting on Wednesday

"Waiting On" Wednesday is a weekly event, hosted by Jill at Breaking the Spine, that spotlights upcoming releases that we just can't wait to get our sticky fingers on!



Title: Heartless (The Parasol Protectorate #4)
Author: Gail Carriger
Published: July 1st 2011
Synopsis from Goodreads



Lady Alexia Maccon, soulless, is at it again, only this time the trouble is not her fault. When a mad ghost threatens the queen, Alexia is on the case, following a trail that leads her deep into her husband's past. Top that off with a sister who has joined the suffragette movement (shocking!), Madame Lefoux's latest mechanical invention, and a plague of zombie porcupines and Alexia barely has time to remember she happens to be eight months pregnant.

Will Alexia manage to determine who is trying to kill Queen Victoria before it is too late? Is it the vampires again or is there a traitor lurking about in wolf's clothing? And what, exactly, has taken up residence in Lord Akeldama's second best closet?



We here at Paranormal Wastelands are super mondo excited about this book. So, excited that we broke our our Tweety Bird umbrellas and started sword fighting till the death out in the front yard. Well we did until the neighbors called the cops. --KILL JOYS!

For the last time Greta...it was SPONGEBOB, and it's a parasol, NOT an umbrella!
*Sips tea & sighs*

And as always, what do we say about a book that makes us break out our rain gear?

Must have NOWS!

We needs it!!
We wants it!!
We can't lives without it!!

Ummm you guys should prolly cover your ears for this next part.
*Greta grabs her ear plugs*
Oh come on Greta I'm not that bad...

Wonder what Darkfallen is about to flip her wanna be cheerleading valley girl lid about?

Well in honor of the upcoming release of Heartless, the 4th book in this sexy enchanting series, Gail Carriger has so graciously given us not 1, but a copy of ALL 3 books!!!

You heard right!! One lucky winner is going to win a personilized signed copy of:

Soulless
Changeless
&
Blameless!!!
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Told ya she was that bad. It's the sexy wolfy Lord Maccon, he changes her into a squee-infested school girl. LMAO

So don't miss out! Stop back by here tomorrow for your chance to win 3 great books!!

And find out why Darkfallen retreats to a crush ridden high school girl when ever you mention Lord Maccon;)

Disclaimer..
Lord Connel Maccon is a very VERY sexy Scottish wolfy....especially when he is naked;)
Now that you've heard what our CAN'T WAIT book is... What's yours? Drop us a comment so we can find out what has you on pins and needles.